Crafting Aficionado Pillows

"I pledge allegiance to this flag / that I made myself by hand / in order to be able to do this again."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Just how long has Murray been retired?"

D.I.Y. Furniture Company

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"It took me six months to finish Jenny's sweater, and now they all want one."

Cross stitch

"Lovely dovetail."

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

Posh Easter Egg

"She's a natural!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Beyond Dante

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Pelican and Origami

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Christmas Craftwork

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Artisanal Pottery

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

A man working on a model airplane

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

Craft Floss

Sewing A Christmas Dress.