Crafting Enthusiasts Pillows

Making a fishing net.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Arts and crafts

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

Whittler's Mother.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

The Sculptor

Posh Easter Egg

Beyond Dante

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Pelican and Origami

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Nick Offerman

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Raw Piano Bar

Christmas Craftwork

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

"Women do not appreciate power tools as last minute gift ideas."