Crafting Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Making a fishing net.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

Whittler's Mother.

The Sculptor

"She's a natural!"

Posh Easter Egg

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Beyond Dante

Pelican and Origami

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Nick Offerman

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Raw Piano Bar

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Christmas Craftwork

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"Women do not appreciate power tools as last minute gift ideas."