Crafts Aficionado T-Shirts

Artisanal Pottery

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Lovely dovetail."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

Posh Easter Egg

"She's a natural!"

The Sculptor

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Pelican and Origami

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Raw Piano Bar

Christmas Craftwork

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"The innocence seems forced."

Faberge Chicken

A man working on a model airplane