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A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Arts and crafts

The Sculptor

"She's a natural!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Beyond Dante

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Pelican and Origami

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Nick Offerman

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Raw Piano Bar

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Christmas Craftwork

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'I ran into a whittler.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

Artisanal Pottery

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

"Politics has divided everything."

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

A man working on a model airplane

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Crocheting during lockdown

"The innocence seems forced."