Craftsmanship Aficionado T-Shirts

Circus guild - carpenters union.

A carpenter holding a drill and a plank of wood aloft

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Arts and crafts

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

"She's a natural!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

The Sculptor

Posh Easter Egg

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Pelican and Origami

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Raw Piano Bar

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Christmas Craftwork

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Artisanal Pottery

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'