Craftsmanship Connoisseur T-Shirts

Whittler's Mother.

'You constructed a beautiful work table. You're a talented woodworking legend in your own life.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"True I'm an investment banker, but I was handcrafted in Maine!"

Posh Easter Egg

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"She's a natural!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

The Sculptor

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Pelican and Origami

About the potter.

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Thor's Other Tools

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Raw Piano Bar

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Christmas Craftwork

Artisanal Pottery

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'