Craftsmanship Aficionado Mugs

Circus guild - carpenters union.

A carpenter holding a drill and a plank of wood aloft

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Arts and crafts

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

The Sculptor

"She's a natural!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Posh Easter Egg

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Pelican and Origami

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Raw Piano Bar

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Christmas Craftwork

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Artisanal Pottery

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"