Crafting Aficionados T-Shirts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Arts and crafts

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Kiwi Ingenuity

"She's a natural!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Pelican and Origami

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Christmas Craftwork

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Artisanal Pottery

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

A man working on a model airplane

Sheep Knitting.

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

Craft Floss

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

"Like a grind stone cowboy!"

'Uh-oh! It's the pun police!'

'You just continue to grow.'

Sewing A Christmas Dress.

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"