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"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

The Artist

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Lovely dovetail."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

Gentrification of the Fridge.

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

Cheesemaker

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

God and Adam's first date.

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions... you're a true 'Do lots of different stuff' man!"

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

The First Supper

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'