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The Artist

Instructional guide to scribbling

Face painting by numbers.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Building giant sand pies.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Easter Candy Island.

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Children's Imagination

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I had a cough at the time!'

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

Donald Glover

Europa takes a selfie

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

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'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Face painting children with no facial features.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.