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'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

The Artist

Instructional guide to scribbling

Face painting by numbers.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Building giant sand pies.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Children's Imagination

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Europa takes a selfie

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I had a cough at the time!'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Face painting - children have no faces

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Christmas Craftwork

Quilt fanatic