Quirky Arts And Crafts Enthusiast Pillows

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

I did it my way.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The Origami Society...

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Karataoke

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Large, wrinkly

Fishing for Birds

"Beware of the frog"

Egyptian Football

Football Crazy strip six

Drunk Barber

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Outré or simply bad?"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Fly Artist

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

allovertheplace.com

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

When lice dream.

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

Elephant and Castle

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"Who's the artist?"

Naked Furniture