Quirky Creation Enthusiast Pillows

"Good idea. Bad execution."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

Karataoke

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Fishing for Birds

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"He's an abstract artist."

Football Crazy strip six

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'What's wrong with you?'

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."