Quirky Crafts Enthusiast Pillows

"Yes, I would love you more if you didn't make mobiles out of old cutlery and beads."

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

Karataoke

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Fishing for Birds

Rogue elephant

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Snow globe

Carnations.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

"I usually work in snow."

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"Butt cracker"

Artisanal Pottery

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Llama training

"The innocence seems forced."

Have you seen this toaster?

Unfinished business.

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"Good idea. Bad execution."

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Spaceman with a vacuum cleaner in space

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.