Quirky Crafts Enthusiast Pillows

"Yes, I would love you more if you didn't make mobiles out of old cutlery and beads."

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

Fishing for Birds

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Rogue elephant

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Snow globe

Carnations.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

"Butt cracker"

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Artisanal Pottery

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"I usually work in snow."

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

Llama training

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

"The innocence seems forced."

Spaceman with a vacuum cleaner in space

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"Good idea. Bad execution."

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Have you seen this toaster?

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

You too can juggle.