Quirky Arts And Crafts Enthusiast T-Shirts

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

I did it my way.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The Origami Society...

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Beware of the frog"

Fishing for Birds

Large, wrinkly

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Egyptian Football

Football Crazy strip six

Drunk Barber

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Fly Artist

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

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Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

When lice dream.

Elephant and Castle

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"Who's the artist?"

Naked Furniture