Quirky Craft Connoisseur T-Shirts

The Etsy Bitsy Spider. Silk scarf.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Cake Free Zone

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Imagine

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Snow globe

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Llama training

Blue wine

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

Chiantis In Translation

"Good idea. Bad execution."

"I'm working on a watercolor."

WInter Fish

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."