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'What the hell is that?' - 'Behold the Twisted Peel knitted doll.' - 'What does it do?' - 'It's a knitted doll, dofus. It doesn't do anyth-' - 'I gotta get me one of these' - 'Ack...k.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

"Say hello to my little friend."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Fishing for Birds

Football Crazy strip six

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"What a way to go."

Giant Sale!

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

Deer Barber

Handcuffs.

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Please. Don't get me started.'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.