Quirky Crafts Admirer Mugs

'What the hell is that?' - 'Behold the Twisted Peel knitted doll.' - 'What does it do?' - 'It's a knitted doll, dofus. It doesn't do anyth-' - 'I gotta get me one of these' - 'Ack...k.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

The americanisation of vulture.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Cactus seats.

Karataoke

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Fishing for Birds

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Football Crazy strip six

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"What a way to go."

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Giant Sale!

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Handcuffs.

Hi again

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Deer Barber

'What's wrong with you?'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.