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'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

Do it yourself books.

Fishing for Birds

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

"I usually work in snow."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'