Quirky Craft Connoisseur Gifts

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Cake Free Zone

Fishing for Birds

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Imagine

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Snow globe

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

Llama training

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Chiantis In Translation

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

"I'm working on a watercolor."

Blue wine

WInter Fish

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"Good idea. Bad execution."

You too can juggle.