Arts & Crafts Aficionado Prints

"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Artisanal Pottery

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Cheesemaker

Billie Piper.

"The innocence seems forced."

A man working on a model airplane

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

"Fidelity, Ellen, stifles creativity."

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

William Morris

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

'You just continue to grow.'