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Mower Fraud!

Gardener

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"He loves his leaf blower."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Beginning Yarder.

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"How did you get him to do housework?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

Leaves.

'Termites!'

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

'I'm out of bags.'

When beavers dream.

Spring/Summer/Winter

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

Bricklayer

Faberge Chicken