Yardwork Admirer Gifts

Mower Fraud!

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Gardener

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"He loves his leaf blower."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Beginning Yarder.

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"How did you get him to do housework?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

'Termites!'

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

Leaves.

'Get the media over here! I want them to see how well my jobs program is working.'

'I'm out of bags.'

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

When beavers dream.

Spring/Summer/Winter

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

Bricklayer

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"