Yardwork Enthusiast Gifts

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"

"Perhaps you'd be interested in our new hot mowing classes."

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

Dunmowin

"I forgot to tell you this morning, I'm pulling that fence down and building a wall."

"This is my favorite photo of our autumn leaves."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Last Leaf

"He loves his leaf blower."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Irritable trowel syndrome.

A DIY disaster.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Conservation Area

Lawnmower

Okay, dig that one up!

D.I.Y

"Mulch madness"

Beginning Yarder.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Must get a longer cable."