Yardwork Enthusiast Gifts

"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"

"Perhaps you'd be interested in our new hot mowing classes."

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

Dunmowin

"I forgot to tell you this morning, I'm pulling that fence down and building a wall."

"This is my favorite photo of our autumn leaves."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"First time pruning?"

Gardener

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

The Last Leaf

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Irritable trowel syndrome.

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Conservation Area

Lawnmower

D.I.Y

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mulch madness"

Beginning Yarder.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."