Yard Work Fanatic Gifts

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First time pruning?"

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Last Leaf

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Conservation Area

Lawnmower

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Beginning Yarder.

"Mulch madness"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'George! This way quick!'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"