Yard Work Warrior Gifts

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Leaf Blowers: Loudly making yard work someone else's problem since the 1960's.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"You don't want to borrow my lawnmower. He's not real sharp, hard to start, and backfires a lot."

"Kinda rushin' fall, ain't ya?"

'You have to mow it.'

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

'Ooh yeah, a little more to the left...'

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"

'Take that smile off your face - I'm just taking them out for you...'

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

Suburban Blues

'You really ought to consider putting in Astro Turf, Myers.'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

"I told you that hanging basket was loose."

"And so it begins!"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First time pruning?"

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Good News about winter

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Conservation Area

Lawnmower

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Okay, dig that one up!