Yard Worker Gifts

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"...and I thought the squirrels were the problem."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Good News about winter

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Lawnmower

Conservation Area

Okay, dig that one up!

Beginning Yarder.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Mulch madness"

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'George! This way quick!'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Beware of the Undergrowth.

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."