Yard Worker Gifts

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"...and I thought the squirrels were the problem."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Good News about winter

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Conservation Area

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Lawnmower

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"Mulch madness"

Beginning Yarder.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'George! This way quick!'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."