Yard Boss Gifts

The cat hits a dog with a rake.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Farm Humor.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Digging.

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

It was an impulse buy.

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Who are you?

Hedge Car

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

I work all day landscaping. I'm too tired to do all the yard work at home. Teddy, you're big enough to use my power tools. I know exactly who to call for help. Tap tap tap. Not the power tool I was referring to.

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."