Yard Master Gifts

"He loves his leaf blower."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Last Leaf

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Beginning Yarder.

"Must get a longer cable."

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Digging.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

Hedge Car

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Leaves.

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'