Yard Perfectionist Gifts

"Mrs. Dillof ... Mr. Dillof?"

"Look, I said I was sorry. Quit digging up the past."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"First time pruning?"

Gardener

"He loves his leaf blower."

The Last Leaf

Beginning Yarder.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"It's called being preemptive."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

'I'm out of bags.'

Leaves.

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

"I'm desperate, John. Please lend me your lawnmower."