Field Perfectionist Gifts

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bullseye!

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Perfection

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

Santa's Out Tray.

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

Football Crazy.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."