Field Perfectionist Mugs

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bullseye!

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Football Crazy.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."