Yard Maintenance Fanatic Gifts

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Gardener

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

The Last Leaf

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Beginning Yarder.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Mulch madness"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'George! This way quick!'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Human males marking territory.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"How?"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

God builds the first lawn mower.

Leaves.