Yard Maintenance Gifts

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Jesus snowblows a cloud.

Recognising obsessive behaviour.

Make the Neighborhood Great Again - Pick Up Your Poop! - Clean Yards Matter!

"Before the 'stay at home order' I would just spray these weeds... Now pulling them something for me to do."

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

November: Your lawn will have stopped growing now.

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

Best Weeding Tools. Swanneck Hoe. German Weeder/Planter. Jason The Kid Next Door.

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First time pruning?"

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Good News about winter

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"He loves his leaf blower."

The Last Leaf

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Conservation Area

Lawnmower

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'