Yard Maintenance Mugs

Jesus snowblows a cloud.

Recognising obsessive behaviour.

Make the Neighborhood Great Again - Pick Up Your Poop! - Clean Yards Matter!

"Before the 'stay at home order' I would just spray these weeds... Now pulling them something for me to do."

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

November: Your lawn will have stopped growing now.

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Good News about winter

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"He loves his leaf blower."

The Last Leaf

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Lawnmower

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Conservation Area

Okay, dig that one up!

Beginning Yarder.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Mulch madness"

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."