Yard Clean-up Gifts

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Good News about winter

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Last Leaf

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Conservation Area

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Lawnmower

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Okay, dig that one up!

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Beginning Yarder.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Mulch madness"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'George! This way quick!'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'