Yard Beautifier Gifts

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Last Leaf

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Digging.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Human males marking territory.

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Urban spring.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

Hedge Car

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

Ames, Honey? The yard really needs you attention. What makes you say that?

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'