Outdoor Beautifier Gifts

We have shade trees sign in window of garden supply. We have rakes in window of hardware store.

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Painting clouds

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Garden variety allergies."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Windchimes

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

"She's had a lot of work done."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

Urban spring.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Hedge Car

Artist paints an artist.

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

How men shop for towels.

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

Landscape artist

Time Table

"I like your garden humans"

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.