Outdoor Beautifier Gifts

We have shade trees sign in window of garden supply. We have rakes in window of hardware store.

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Painting clouds

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Garden variety allergies."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

Windchimes

"She's had a lot of work done."

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Hedge Car

Artist paints an artist.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Urban spring.

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

How men shop for towels.

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Landscape artist

Time Table

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

"I like your garden humans"

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'