Outdoor Beauty Gifts

Blooms

The Zoo.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

How about going easy on the carbs

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Garden variety allergies."

"I told him we needed more string."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Problem Solving

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

A man sitting in the grass reading

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."