Outdoor Fashionistas Gifts

Hardcore Hikers

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Bull charging a fisherman

"We couldn't find a sitter."

We have skule clothes.

Christmas Hat Tree

"It must be a fur tree."

'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'

'If you'd try dressing a little more conservatively, you might be able to get a job in the mainstream.'

"Does flannel go with camo?"

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

"I hate the winter. You have to bite through coat collars and scarves and so your mouth is always full of fibres."

'Did you know that our lawn is astroturf? I think our parents must be total psychos.'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'Of course.There are some of us who do abuse 'casual fridays' '

Penguin in a swimming costume.

"What's with funny little guys wearing bright colored clothes in the arctic?"

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

Frederick's Of Winnipeg

'See, I just unzip my polar fleece when it's really hot.'

"ooo - 'Get that natural autumn look all summer long'."

Easter Eggs

Eve trying on different leaves

'Remember when they were babies and that was all padding?'

Jean and Sam - "Sorry, luv - No Jeans!"

"Seriously, Allan? Summer camo after Labour Day?! Quite the fashion faux pas, wouldn't you say?"

"Oh no. I have its little one in my backpack."

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

'I understand you sell awesome earrings that double as fishing lures.'