Outdoor Chic Gifts

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Garden variety allergies."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Windchimes

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"She's had a lot of work done."

Best Pals

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

Hedge Car

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Time Table

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.

"Does flannel go with camo?"

Fringe festival

"There are times when I wonder what they might be thinking."

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'

Gastro Gnomes

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Blooms

Information sign for a rest stop on a mountain.

Rude Devil Snow Angel

Fierce neighbourhood competition

'Did you know that our lawn is astroturf? I think our parents must be total psychos.'

'I've been glamped!'

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

Woman walking in the wind