Outdoor Chic T-Shirts

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Garden variety allergies."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

Windchimes

"She's had a lot of work done."

Hedge Car

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

Best Pals

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

Time Table

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.

Ok, I apologize for calling the hot tub a dumb idea.

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'

Fringe festival

Gastro Gnomes

"There are times when I wonder what they might be thinking."

"Does flannel go with camo?"

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

That sound? Oh, I bought Harold a breaking wind chime.

Information sign for a rest stop on a mountain.

The North Face. The South Face.

Rude Devil Snow Angel

Fierce neighbourhood competition

Woman walking in the wind

"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"

Blooms