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Blooms

The Zoo.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

How about going easy on the carbs

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"I told him we needed more string."

"Garden variety allergies."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Problem Solving

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'Best to keep downwind.'

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."