Outdoor Enjoyment T-Shirts

'It's the sun. The sun is glinting like silver on my lovely tresses!'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The Zoo.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Skiing.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Holiday time.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Local Knowledge

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Giraffe Umbrella

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Cat in a tank...

"Tommy!"