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'Wouldn't green grass look better with the green trees?'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Garden variety allergies."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"I love your work!"

Romantic Tree Carving

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'Best to keep downwind.'

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Windchimes

Beer Garden Kit

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Hedge Car

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'This is the workbench I bought Derek last year to make our picnic table.'

Man Painting Road.

Square Yard