Outdoorsy Yet Modern Gifts

Hibernation sure isn't the same since we modernized

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Giraffe Umbrella

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Bears catching fish

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Man fishing with large bait

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I love this time of day."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Spring Training

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Baby squirrel & Berries

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

Fishing direction sign.