Modern Outdoorsman Gifts

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Been waiting long?'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Now cut that out!'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'This duck call works too well.'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

"I'm almost positive that there is a knife blade on this thing somewhere."

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

"You'll grow in time my boy. Until then you'll just have to be a 'little' patient!"

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'