Modern Outdoorsman Mugs

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'Been waiting long?'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Now cut that out!'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'This duck call works too well.'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

"You'll grow in time my boy. Until then you'll just have to be a 'little' patient!"

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

"I'm almost positive that there is a knife blade on this thing somewhere."