Creative Outdoorsman Mugs

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

'Been waiting long?'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

Bird Symbol Hunting

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Now cut that out!'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

Indoor Ice Fishing.

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

'Another myth dispelled'

'Wouldn't you know it - we're right in the middle of a human nest!'

"I got tired of being shot at."

Maps to trophy buck's homes $10

Artistic Licence.

He was notoriously quick on the draw

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

Rude Devil Snow Angel

'Caught the sun?'

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...