Creative Outdoorsman Gifts

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

'Been waiting long?'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'Now cut that out!'

Bird Symbol Hunting

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'

'Another myth dispelled'

The woodpeckers are just sitting there. That's the new concussion protocol.

"I got tired of being shot at."

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

Indoor Ice Fishing.

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

'Wouldn't you know it - we're right in the middle of a human nest!'

Artistic Licence.

Maps to trophy buck's homes $10

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

Rude Devil Snow Angel

He was notoriously quick on the draw

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...